February 2012
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Anonymous asked: Wuts ur fav piercing on a girl
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January 2012
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These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website...
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
If You Support the Death Penalty,
You’re a fucking idiot. True Story.
kiss-me-if-im-wrong asked: Hey you :)
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In case you wondered why I was gone.
Internet service provider’s customer service in a third world country. Not nice. At all.
November 2011
22 posts
Everything is ███ fine. ██ ███ trust your...
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I'm on a mountain.
It’s pretty ironic that when I need to clear my head and relax, I go to a church.
Not the church itself, but where it’s located. It’s on a mountain.
I like mountains.
The air is clean there. No exhaust fumes, no cigarette smoke, no foul odour from sludge filled canals. Just clean, crisp mountain air.
But today, I went into the church. I dipped my right hand in the font of...
Fuck pants.
October 2011
8 posts
pessimistic-realist asked: Hey freak, you've been off of here for like a week. Oh and you and David have the same theme. Stinky! Looks better on you <3 :)
Hello, my name is Gerry Anthony Williams.
I am a pain in the ass. When I’m not upset over something the average person shouldn’t be upset about, I bitch and complain about being upset over something the average person shouldn’t be upset about.
Also, my little brother Angelo has no initiative, and that upsets me greatly. Can you believe he has to be told what to do? Me, I have all the initiative in the world. Oh yes....
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September 2011
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