January 2010
46 posts
Once again, I’m not that keen on going to school today. I really much rather stay at home listening to Bob Dylan and Jeff Buckley. Maybe write something, but not go to school.
Chuck Norris Facts:
adverse:
1967impala:
sunnyeyes:
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made from real cowboys. God said “Let there be light!”. Chuck Norris said “Say please…” There were never such things as giraffes until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a horse in the jaw. Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris...
The science of Men.
sexual:
lipglossandlollipops:
partyinthesolei:
wakethedevil-:
Girls, I love you. I really do. As far as I’m concerned you are the best and the brightest of all the living creatures on this planet. You’re smarter, faster and sleeker versions of men. You mature faster and you can hold children. You guys are so sexy that sometimes even you can’t keep you hands off each other. You are all so...
1 tag
formspring.me
What message would you want to put in a fortune cookie?
When life makes you feel like crap, blame the bourgeoisie.
Ask me anything
“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power....”
– Washington Irving (via kari-shma)
